"'Fucussle'?! What's that mean?"
"No, it's Fuck You, Asshole! by Johnny Ryan."
Thus begins the fourth and final collection of comic strips starring the stupidest, ugliest, stubbliest girl in grade number two. Blecky and her "pals" are back and so are the fountains of blood, urine, and other bodily fluids (not to mention profanity) in these riotously hilarious, eye-poppingly offensive four-panel gag strips. Co-starring the usual cast of Blecky's weirdo friends and enemies, plus douching robots, the Christmas barbarian, the world's most bad-ass Easter basket, the Spamfs, 69-11, sexy murder hunks, ass worship, glory holes, the Pizzazooka, Dizzy the herpes-sniffing dog, Sir Oreo Monocle and oh so much more. Over 100 pages of ridiculous absurdity, over-the-top grossouts, and scathing satire that could only come from the mind and pen of Johnny Ryan.
"A four-panel, newspaper gag strip." — Columbus Alive
"It's a collection of alt-paper strips that I believe also appear online." — The Comics Reporter
"Johnny Ryan's weekly strip... is... humor." — Wizard
"This is a strip collection about a character..." — Heidi MacDonald
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